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List Of Insanely Creative Reviews By Amazon Customers

By TechTaffy Desk

Amazon_funny_reviews“What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn’t already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone?” writes Mrs. Toledo.

Accoutrements Horse Head Mask – “It is day 87 and the horses have accepted me as one of their own. I have grown to understand and respect their gentle ways.” By ByronicHero, this one.

Here is the link to more merry madness. Chuckle away!

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