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You also agree to adhere to a ‘Be good’ attitude, at least while using techtaffy.com. Yes, we did draw our inspiration from Google’s ‘Don’t be evil’ policy. It was either that, or something along the lines of ‘An offer you can’t refuse).
If we come up with a better line, we will post it here. Come to think of it, we do need a better line!
We can not guarantee the accuracy and reliability of what you read here; nor can we guarantee that we will be able update our site on a regular basis.
The times they are a changin’.. site, we mean site
We reserve the right to modify and update the Terms of Service, Content Policy and all such statements, at any time, without any prior notice. All such changes will be posted on the techtaffy.com site. Please review all our statements from time to time, so that you are aware of any changes and stuff.
We also reserve the right to edit, delete or append the list of categories featured in techtaffy.com, the look and feel of the site, and dictate whether or not it should rain in the plains of Spain. Okay, so maybe not the latter.
Your continued use of techtaffy.com will be taken as an acceptance of the modified statements.
(If you ask us, we do not think that any changes to our policies will have a hugely dramatic effect on the way you consume techtaffy, and chances are you would not even notice the modifications if they were standing unclothed on a silver salver. Unfortunately, what we think does not matter in this regard, and we still need to tell you the above, which you still need to read and understand).
Restrictions of Use
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You agree that by accessing techtaffy.com and using our services, you represent and warrant that you have the right, authority, and capacity to enter into these Terms of Service, and to abide by them.
Please act responsibly! Thou shalt not post unlawful, fraudulent, threatening, libelous, defamatory, and /or obscene or otherwise objectionable messages. What you mutter under your breath does not count in this regard. Just don’t type and post such stuff please.
You agree not to harm or harass or threat fellow users in techtaffy.com or any of its team members.
Thou shalt always respect the Intellectual Property rights of others, even if such rights be moral rather than legal. By ‘Thou shalt,’ we mean ‘you will.’
If you believe your IP have been violated, please write to us immediately.
You may not post someone else’s content in techtaffy.com without the explicit permission from that someone. (‘Explicit’; get it?)
You may not post anywhere else or use in any ways trademarks and other intellectual property that belong to techtaffy.com without our explicit written permission.
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You may not modify, adapt, translate, or reverse engineer any portion of the techtaffy.com website or our services without our explicit written permission.
You may not use any robots, spiders, horses, goats, other applications, or in any other way retrieve or index any portion of techtaffy.com, and/or reproduce the same elsewhere.
You agree not to transmit virus, worms, Trojan horses, through techtaffy.com (we strongly advise you against your urge to do so elsewhere).
You agree not to use techtaffy.com in any way that violates any law, local, state, national, international; or rules laid by your kindergarten teacher. We do not want to make you sit on the corner.
Leave ‘em kids alone.
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You agree to believe the news, analysis, and all content at techtaffy.com, or to let correspondents, bloggers, writers at techtaffy.com to influence your decisions, at your own risk. (We will not be held liable in any way for any such decisions you may make and any consequences for same). Look before you leap. Think before your act. Wait! Watch! And so on and so forth.
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Last updated: 01-07-13